Paperback
2011 · N.pl
by Mackay, P.D.
N.pl: Jake Books, 2011. Paperback. 231p., wraps, very good condition, small doodle on title page (which could be authorial initials). Fiction, story of a brillant schizophrenic bookstore clerk (no, not you, this guy could speak at birth). He doesn't fit in, frequently decides to suicide, tries poetical remedies, for which see pp.199-204: for instance he might pop a haiku (Haiku is used to treat sushi, midgets, shrink wrap, depression, nature, Japanese tourists and puckering; side effects of Haiku include extreme drowsiness; precautions: before taking Haiku tell your doctor if you are shrinking). A Blank Verse Rx is used to treat invisibility, general lack, intense lack, horrific renditions of National Anthem, etc. Before taking Blank Verse tell your doctor if you actually exist. (Inventory #: 173477)